Follow the signs and you’ll find us!

Follow the signs and you’ll find us!

 Somerville College Summer Classes: How some people will end up spending their Summer. Registration tables will be at the following locations around 4pm May 24th - June 4th: The Bike Path (intersection of Willow) All Dunkin Donuts locations Across the street from Somerville High School The Bathroom of the Social Security Office (Davis Sq)

Somerville College Summer Classes: How some people will end up spending their Summer.

Registration tables will be at the following locations around 4pm May 24th - June 4th:

  1. The Bike Path (intersection of Willow)
  2. All Dunkin Donuts locations
  3. Across the street from Somerville High School
  4. The Bathroom of the Social Security Office (Davis Sq)
 so the boy scouts of america have recently made ‘video games’ a merit badge. i thought the world should see a real man’s sash of boyhood accomplishment.

so the boy scouts of america have recently made ‘video games’ a merit badge. i thought the world should see a real man’s sash of boyhood accomplishment.

stupid response

Q: has there been progress in (insert concern)?

A: “Yes And No”

you’re and idiot. there is no “yes and no” only a little better or a little worse when it comes to progress. “Yes and No” is worse than people.

 feel my eye

feel my eye

off limits multi-tasking?

we walk and listen to music. co-workers ask me questions while i’m clearly working. i type this while listening to a podcast. everything is bleeding together but somehow sex remains sacred. all i asked is if i could play chess with my friend while i masturbated with your body and you got mad. weird.

unicap bathroom?

crime: fullycapped people using the office handicapped bathroom

question: do you also park in handicap parking spots?

punishment: you must poop at noon in the grocery store parking lot